“The phone company gave birth to Unix. Now there is no phone company and Unix runs on your phone.”
“She makes Mickey Spillane look like Dostoevsky.”
Rock climbing bears:
You are an expert in all these technologies, and that’s a good thing, because that expertise let you spend only six hours figuring out what went wrong, as opposed to losing your job. You now have one extra little fact to tuck away in the millions of little facts you have to memorize because so many of the programs you depend on are written by dicks and idiots.