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detroit by night

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Written by geek

16/10/2014 at 11:27 am

Posted in art, sad

getting a nobel prize through the airport checkpoint

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They said, ‘What’s in the box?’
I said, ‘a large gold medal,’ as one does.
So they opened it up and they said, ‘What’s it made out of?’
I said, ‘gold.’
And they’re like, ‘Uhhhh. Who gave this to you?’
‘The King of Sweden.’
‘Why did he give this to you?’
‘Because I helped discover the expansion rate of the universe was accelerating.’

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Written by geek

12/10/2014 at 8:52 pm

Posted in funny, science

rules for tipping

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Always tip people who touch something you are about to eat.

Written by geek

11/10/2014 at 1:01 am

Posted in food, math is hard

tyranny

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“We did not free ourselves from England’s cruel yoke to have static pie.”

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Written by geek

10/10/2014 at 1:29 am

Posted in politics, random links

that’s all folks

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This weekend was the first time since the dawn of the TV era that there were no cartoons on broadcast television on Saturday morning.

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Written by geek

05/10/2014 at 11:08 pm

Posted in sad

if turnabout was fair play

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How others see us.

Written by geek

22/08/2014 at 1:42 am

Posted in funny, sad

in their defense

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“We didn’t nuke anyone.”

– Baby boomers, defending themselves.

Written by geek

09/08/2014 at 11:19 pm

Posted in politics, sad

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