link.
17/12/2011 • 10:42 pm 0
disneyland high
27/07/2011 • 2:29 am 0
the modern hierarchy of needs
link.
Filed under: funny, sad, the stupid - it burns!
30/06/2011 • 12:26 am 0
best amazon review ever
Amazon user reviews the The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee.
Filed under: funny
25/03/2011 • 1:47 am 0
hooray
It’s always worth celebrating when a new Fafblog! post is up. And one is!
Freedom! If there’s one thing America loves, it’s… well, war. But if there’s two things America loves, it’s war and torture. But if there’s three things America loves, it’s war, torture, and genocide. But if there are several dozen things America loves, they are war, torture, genocide, chattel slavery, apartheid, ethnic cleansing, assassination, poverty, institutionalized bribery, remote-controlled flying death robots and somewhere down the list, between prison labor and lagoons of toxic pig shit, there is almost certainly a special place in our national heart for freedom.
Yey!
04/03/2011 • 3:07 am 0
the difference between northwestern and brigham young
Ever wonder what it is?
Filed under: funny
11/02/2011 • 3:16 am 0
oldie but goodie
Lunch tends to run long on a day like this, and it seems like all the guys decide to eat together at pubs and taverns instead of girly-man places like Au Bon Pain or Chicken Out.
After that, it’s time to hit the slopes for the rest of the afternoon, schussing back to the cubicle, ready to chop down the forest. The coat closet by the reception desk smells ripe and woolly. Snow Day Man sits at his desk and waits for the avalanche search-and-rescue distress call that never comes.
Filed under: funny, interesting
11/02/2011 • 2:53 am 0
will they have sex on the first date?
Find out what question you need to ask to determine the odds.
Filed under: funny, interesting
18/12/2010 • 3:04 am 0
i was thinking the same thing
08/12/2010 • 10:03 pm 0
poor bastard will see the bats soon enough
More of the insanity that is the writings of Tom Friedman:
More than ever, America today reminds me of a working couple where the husband has just lost his job, they have two kids in junior high school, a mortgage and they’re maxed out on their credit cards. On top of it all, they recently agreed to take in their troubled cousin, Kabul, who just can’t get his act together and keeps bouncing from relative to relative. Meanwhile, their Indian nanny, who traded room and board for baby-sitting, just got accepted to M.I.T. on a full scholarship and will be leaving them in a few months. What to do?
So what do you think his answer is, in this hallucinatory allegory of the American economy, to his question of “What to do?”.
Go ahead, guess. What do you think his recommendation is?
Answer: violin lessons for the boys.
Filed under: economy, funny, the stupid - it burns!
24/11/2010 • 9:30 pm 0
the second rule of holes
From Matt Taibbi’s hilarious take on Thomas Friedman’s writing:
Remember Friedman’s take on Bush’s Iraq policy? “It’s OK to throw out your steering wheel,” he wrote, “as long as you remember you’re driving without one.” Picture that for a minute. Or how about Friedman’s analysis of America’s foreign policy outlook last May:
The first rule of holes is when you’re in one, stop digging.When you’re in three, bring a lot of shovels.”
First of all, how can any single person be in three holes at once? Secondly, what the fuck is he talking about? If you’re supposed to stop digging when you’re in one hole, why should you dig more in three? How does that even begin to make sense? It’s stuff like this that makes me wonder if the editors over at the New York Times editorial page spend their afternoons dropping acid or drinking rubbing alcohol. Sending a line like that into print is the journalism equivalent of a security guard at a nuke plant waving a pair of mullahs in explosive vests through the front gate. It should never, ever happen.
