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a new low

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How did mass murderers operate before the advent of modern weapons?, Slate asks.

The answer: shotguns and explosives!

 

The stupid, it really does burn.

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27/07/2012 at 1:24 am

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21/07/2012 at 9:29 pm

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skinny jeans considered harmful

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Medical experts, including Dr Hilary Jones, have reported an increase in injuries being caused by the jeans, which are favoured by celebs such as Russell Brand, Jude Law and Joey Essex.

The trendy denims are causing twisted testicles, bladder weakness and even urinary tract infections.

Low sperm count and fungal infections are also being put down to the tight-fitting jeans.

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14/07/2012 at 10:29 pm

solutions

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The architect Victor Gruen detested soulless suburbia in the mid-1950’s. He proposed a way to improve it: the shopping mall.

Today, there hasn’t been a new mall opened since 2006. Sales at the existing ones are mostly poor, and since the United States doesn’t build highways any more, it isn’t building any good places to put new ones.

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13/07/2012 at 3:07 pm