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things actually said in a court of law

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Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
   No.
Did you check for blood pressure?
   No.
Did you check for breathing?
   No.
So, then it’s possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
   No.
How can you be so sure, Doctor?
   Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
   Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law.

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Written by geek

23/10/2014 at 12:22 pm

Posted in funny

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