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working in a team

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Helpful explanation of the difference between working in a team when developing software vs. working alone.

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16/11/2016 at 1:14 pm

Super bad phone number entry forms

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23/04/2016 at 6:50 pm

keep calm and carry on

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A Gallup poll of Londoners early in 1941 found that the weather depressed them more than the bombing.

-Robert Tombs in The English and Their History

The Germans kill them with bombs every night, and the next morning one hears Schubert in German on the BBC.

-Ibid.

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14/01/2016 at 2:26 am

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iggy on bowie’s death

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Mr. Bowie made a point of visiting Mr. Pop’s parents in Detroit, where they were living in a trailer. “He came to my parents’ trailer, and the neighbors were so frightened of the car and the bodyguard they called the police,” Mr. Pop said. “My father’s a very wonderful man, and he said, ‘Thank you for what you’re doing for my son.’ I thought: Shut up, Dad. You’re making me look uncool.”

-NYT

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14/01/2016 at 2:21 am

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how southerners drive in the snow

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01/11/2014 at 1:19 am

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things actually said in a court of law

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Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
   No.
Did you check for blood pressure?
   No.
Did you check for breathing?
   No.
So, then it’s possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
   No.
How can you be so sure, Doctor?
   Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
   Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law.

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23/10/2014 at 12:22 pm

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how to exit a parking garage with style

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23/10/2014 at 10:04 am